Got one of these wonderful machines.
Told the wife we were going to a fancy dress party.
Dressed her up in a witches outfit, broom included.
Then i took us back in time to the middle ages, found a frog, took the frog and wife to the sheriffs office and told him that the witch (my wife) had turned my mother into a frog.
It was great fun as she put on trial and thrown into the pond.
Sink and drown she is innocent, float and she`s a witch.
Well, there was not much chance of fatso sinking lol